something in life cant be controlled/

• sickness
• death
• love

 

HERE R SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE UR LIFE BIT LIGHTER

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.


The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.


It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.


The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.


I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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